BAD AMERICAN
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2001
Written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and
hunter/naturalists, upon hearing that California Senators B. Boxer and D.
Feinstein denounced him for being a "gun owner" and a "Rock
Star". This was his response after telling the senators about his past
contributions to children's charities and scholarship foundations which have
totaled more than $13.7 million in the last 5 years!!
I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums
it up for me. I like big trucks, big
boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
I believe the money I make belongs to me
and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over
who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make
you a killer. I believe ignoring your
kids and giving them Prozac might.
I think I'm doing better than the
homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you
noble or victimized.
I have the right not to be tolerant of
others because they are different, weird or make me mad. This is my life to
live, and not necessarily up to others expectations.
I know what SEX is and there are not
varying degrees of it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't
feel like everyone else should have to.
I believe that if you are selling me a
Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in
English. As of matter of fact, if you
are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so
you can leave the countries you were born in to come
disrespect ours, and make us bend to your
will. Get over it.
I think the cops have every right to shoot
your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or
'stop' in English, see the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the
children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I know how to count votes and I feel much
safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is,
and it isn't based on the word "is" -ever.
I don't think just because you were not
born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government
sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or
any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school
education because they can't afford it.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing
the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell
dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane
fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of
something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I
want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red
light. But I respect your right to.
I think that being a student doesn't give
you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with
the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
Our soldiers did not go to some foreign
country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that
decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open
to interpretation. The guys who wrote
it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now
leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake. I've never owned, or was a slave, and a
large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one
either. Please stop blaming me because
some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian,
Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of
them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal
Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I want to know exactly which church is it
where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is
his job function.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any
red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a
crime, then you will serve the time.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep
every penny he made and continue to make more.
If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better
and put your name on the building. Ask
your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.
I don't believe in hate crime
legislation. Even suggesting it makes me
mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another
nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has
more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a
hate crime. We don't need more
laws! Let's enforce the ones we already
have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey
fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village
to raise a child-it takes a parent with
the guts to stand up to the kid and spank
his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever
made me cry was Ole Yeller. I didn't
realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked
down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and
opinions. I thought this country
allowed me that right. I will not
conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no
matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe
otherwise.
Yes, I guess by some people's definition,
I may be a bad American.
But that's tough.
Ted Nugent