NO wonder
Alec "Bloviator" Baldwin takes Al
Gore's loss to President George W. Bush so
personally - he, too, is an election sore-loser.
In 1979, when Alec still went by his birth name Alex,
the eldest Baldwin brother lost his campaign to be
George Washington University's student association
president by one vote. After he demanded a recount which
only confirmed Baldwin's loss, he dropped out of GW and
transferred to New York University.
Baldwin served as head of GW's program board, which
arranged for guest speakers and the like. According to
GWU's student paper, the GW Hatchet, Baldwin,
campaigning for the student association presidency, told
voters: "GW suffers from one of the most pitiable public
relations operations of any university of America . . .
the administration is deliberately striving to keep the
student body in the dark as to what they are doing with
our money and our education."
The soon-to-be actor's platform didn't jibe with the
students, and Baldwin lost the right to an election
runoff with Mike Karakostas and Pete Aloe
by a margin of one vote.
The young and not yet pudgy Baldwin got his lackey
and program board underling, Thomas Blood, to
complain to the election board and demand a recount.
The move made Baldwin the butt of jokes. In the March
8, 1979, edition of the GW Hatchet, National Law Center
senator Dana Dembrow wrote: "Yes, it is possible
for Alex Baldwin to not win a fair election. Alex
Baldwin lost not because anyone cheated, but simply
because his opponents were the choice of the voters."
"Not everyone in the University is enchanted with Mr.
Baldwin's administrative ability as a result of the job
that the program board has done during the past two
semesters. Some of us, in fact, were quite disappointed.
"No Alex, we didn't vote for you. . . That's right,
it was fair and square. It's time to stop complaining
and congratulate the victors."
Several weeks after Baldwin's loss - and days after
he made his transfer to NYU known - all eyes were again
on him. The university heaved a sigh of relief that
Baldwin's recount efforts were not successful.
An inquiry was started when the board's funds
mysteriously ran dry and GW's student activities office
accused it of mismanaging money.
Later, on April Fool's day, the GW Hatchet poked fun
at Baldwin in a piece that was written about the
investigation.
"Phallix Baldweenie, Bored Chairidiot, commented: 'So
what if they found anything? I'll be at NYU before they
can indict me!," editors spoofed.
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